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Woah son I was looking through my crap and I found an old journal of mine that I wrote in 2013 so I'm updating that shit so I don't look like a freaky weeb. That journal is right here --->  100 random facts(I swear I'm still alive. I've just been busy.... SO here have 100 random facts about me) 
1. What's your middle name? Mag 
2. What are you listening to right now? The Devil's carnival and Repo the gentic opera soundtracks 
3. What was the last thing you ate? Bread
4. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? a friend of mine 
5. Do you drink?... Ugh no. 
6. Do you smoke? Nah. 
7. What is the first thing you noticed in someone? Their eyes 
8. What is your hair color? Dark brown 
9. What is your eye color? Dark brown
10. Do you wear contacts/glasses? Glasses
11. Dogs or cats?  Cats because Pounce is awesome (Nepeta's lusus) 
12. What's your favorite animal? Spidermom, Pyralspite(dragon), Komodo Dragon, Bat, and rabbit 
13. What's your favorite television show? Hannibal, The Walking Dead, Supernatural, Doctor Who 
14. What's your favorite movie? (I can't pick one so here have one) Batman: Under the Red Hood (Jason ;-;

So let's get started!

1. What's your middle name? Mag 

2. What are you listening to right now? Blank Space by Taylor Swift

3. What was the last thing you ate? Spaghetti yo

4. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? One of my friends

5. Do you drink? lmao no

6. Do you smoke? no

7. What is the first thing you noticed in someone? Probs their voice and then their face

8. What is your hair color? Dark brown 

9. What is your eye color? Dark brown

10. Do you wear contacts/glasses? Son, I wear both

11. Dogs or cats?  Why not both? Fight me I love both

12. What's your favorite animal? Cuttlefish!

13. What's your favorite television show? American Horror Story

14. What's your favorite movie? From Dusk Til Dawn (That Quentin Tarantino and George Clooney team though)

15. What's your favorite band/singer?Studio Killers

16. How old are you? Why do you have to know?

17. Do you have a crush on anyone? Nah

18. What's your sexual orientation? Asexual (what up represent)

19. What's your favorite color? Purple (don't look at me like that Johnny Gat)

20. What was your most embarrassing moment? I was super excited to tell my brother and his girlfriend something and then I kept stuttering and I said the wrong thing and hen they started teasing me so I blushed and didn't finish (this happens multiple times not just once)

21. Do you ever wish you were someone else? Duh I wish I was Handsome Jack (pls know that I'm joking)

22. What were you like when you were a kid? Probably more annoying

23. What would your dream house be like? Somewhere nice i don't know

24. What last made you laugh? My buddy made a snail out of a tongue depressor covered in sports tape and he drew a little "c:" on the front and used a small strip of tape so that he could tape the roll of sports tape on its back. It was pretty cute but he kept flashing it at people and when our teacher asked for the tape back he handed it back like that.

25. What is your favorite word? Swell (idk it's just such a nice ass word)

26. What is your least favorite word? Succulent

27. What turns you on? hoe don't do it

28. What turns you off? oh my god

29. What is your star sign? Leo 

30. What are your favorite books? I like to read a lot so I have a lot but I guess Battle Royale is up there.

31. Do you have any siblings?  I have a half-sister but I don't talk to her much.

32. Do you like to dance? Yes I do

33. What is your definition of cheating? Misleading

34. Have you ever cheated on someone? No but like I cheated on a test when I was in like 3rd grade but that probably doesn't count

35. Do you regret anything? I do regret not buying a bottle of hair dye yesterday

36. Do you have any phobias? Probably but you don't need to know

37. Ever broken any bones? Nah son. I have twisted my arm though

38. Ever come close to death? Yeah son

39. What is your religion, if any? I'm a catholic.

40. Have you ever been to a psychiatrist/therapist? We're skipping this one cause I said so.

41. Are looks important in a relationship? Looks are nice I guess, but they shouldn't be what leads a relationship

42. Are you more like your mom or your dad? I'm like my mama

43. What is your favorite season? Winter 

44. Do you have any tattoos? Pffft no

45. Do you have any piercings? Do my earrings count? Because my mom had to pierce the flesh of my ear so I could start wearing earings.

46. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? Lmao none

47. Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character? Yeah (like have you seen Sabal from Far Cry 4 or Arvo from The Walking Dead Game)

48. Who is your celebrity crush? Sebastian Stan is all I have to say

49. Are you a virgin? refer to the asexual question yeah.

50. Do you get jealous easily? Nah son

51. What is your favorite type of food? I love Americans version of Mexican food (like carne asada fries for example)

52. Do you ever want to get married? Maybe, but who knows. It's not really my top priority in life so i don't know.

53. Who was your first kiss with? tbh no one

54. Have you ever been cheated on? let's refer to that question about ever having a boyfriend.

55. What is your idea of the perfect date? Watching a horror movie sounds perfect for a date.

56. Are you an introvert or an extrovert? Maybe both

57. Do you believe in aliens or life on other planets? I'm not saying its aliens but aliens

58. What talent do you wish you'd been born with? Being able to sow would be cool

59. What is your saddest memory? That one time when I realized I had to shoot Sabal and I didn't and he was like "Gone, Brother, gone." and then he was enver seen again (not my actual saddest memory since I'd rather keep it to myself but it made sad like a 2/10)

60. Do you believe in love at first sight? Not really, but it's a nice optimistic thought

61. Do you believe in soul mates? same as the above answer

62. Have you ever dyed your hair? Like with actual hair dye? No I have not

63. Has someone ever spread a nasty rumor about you? Someone once made a rumor that I was a satanist

64. Would you go against your moral code for money? I don't even know, man like if we're not talking about like selling my friend to pirates than I guess it can't hurt anyone.

65. What are three things most people don't know about you? I'm blind out of my left eye, I am not a bitch, and I can be very hateful

66. Who are you jealous of? I don't even know. I'm probably jealous of Amita because she's a badass in war that still looks gorgeous as hell

67. Do you sleep with a stuffed toy? Sometimes

68. How long was your longest relationship? My longest friendship lasted like 2 months

69. Is the glass half empty or half full? It's both half empty and half full

70. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you? Idk man. Being a nice person sounds p sexy to me.

71. Who is your most loyal friend? My most loyal friend would have to be my gunzerking princess friend she is the best (and she is an actual sweetheart she's like my sister)

72. Are you in a relationship? Nah man 

73. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her? son i'm not in a relationship

74. Are you a bad person? I have my moments

75. Are you a lover or a fighter? I'm a fighter

76. What did you do on your last birthday? The night prior I had found out what Five Nights At Freddy's was so i was playing like at 1 a.m and then my parents woke me up at 8 so we could get breakfast. Oh and my dad also let me pick out a new video game which was pretty nice (I still wish I had bought Far Cry 3 or Saints Row 4 instead of DmC but I still love it.) My favorite part about it was that everyone forgot it was my birthday except my parents

77. What is your favorite quote and why? "'Love is weakness' is a cliche. I don't believe there's some inherent fault in those in love and I don't sneer at families or friends, whom love makes stronger.I will say love is an intoxicant. Some people can take it - they're emboldened by it. I have nothing but respect for them. But there are those who drink it in like alcohol and end up messy and sobbing on the floor, useless.” - Yuma Lau, Far Cry 4. I like this quote because it makes sense to me. Relationships and love like that is kind of overrated to me. I don't mind if someone has a boyfriend/ girlfriend or not I just don't see why their is such a huge demand for having one, like i don't really see what the big deal is. Maybe it's nice to have someone that loves you and kisses you and makes you feel like the best person in the world, but I just don't really care much for having a boyfriend (Yes I am aware that Yuma is talking about all kinds of love but I apply this to the romantic love)

78. If your best friend died, what would you do? Girl no.... In all seriousness though shit would go down. I would cry and probably be too hung up about losing someone so important to me. I'd force myself to move on, but she'd always be in my heart and everything I'd do would be in her memory.

79. If you had to go back in time and change one thing, what would it be? I would beat the shit out of myself and tell myself "Don't watch Attack on Titan"

80. If you only had 24 hours to live, what would you do? I wouldn't know 

81. What is the strangest dream you've ever had? I was in a Saints Row-esque escort mission type thing and I had to watch over Arvo and make sure he didn't get hurt or killed.

82. Are you happier single or in a relationship? I don't care. I like being single better though because that means I don't have anyone judging me for not dressing for success

83. Who were you in a past life? I was a young girl that lived in Mexico

84. What is your happiest childhood memory?

85. Have you ever experienced unrequited love? Probably not

86. Have you ever had an imaginary friend? A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away i did

87. If you were the president, what would you do?

88. What is your ideal career? Athletic Trainer pls

89. What is your political affiliation? Definitely not a republican

90. Are you conservative or liberal? Maybe conservative? Idk.

91. Is the male or female body closest to perfection? The human body itself is perfect

92. Do you like kissing in public? I myself am slightly bothered by others kissing in public (like only if you're literally eating your significant other in front of me will I have a problem)

93. If you could change one thing in the world, what would you change? The people and I would smash the patriarchy

94. Where would you like to live? Back home near my cousins and aunts and uncles ( but especially my grandparents)

95. Where would you go on your dream vacation? I'd like to go somewhere in Europe.

96. Describe yourself in one word. Sarcastic

97. Describe yourself in one sentence. I'm a girl that wants blood, guts and chocolate cake.

98. Where do you see yourself in five years? Preparing myself to become an athletic trainer.

99. What is your greatest accomplishment? I became a meme loving fuck

100. What is the meaning of life? You make your own meaning.

I probably have changed in two years, I'd like to say I changed for the better.
  • Mood: It's Hot
  • Listening to: Riptide- Taylor Swift Cover
  • Playing: Prototype 2
What's up guys??? I know I know I've disappeared and abandoned dA (glares at tumblr) Just kidding I've been busy with school and stuff and generally I don't have a lot of time. But anyway Happy New Year to y'all I hope you've had a lovely year because I know I have.
So to get the ball rolling I should start with I was tagged so let's get started!

I was tagged by :iconcandi-rhodes: 

- Rules - 
 
1. You must post the rules.

2. Each person must say 5 things about themselves in their journal.

3. Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and create five new questions for the people you tag to answer.

4. You have to choose 10 people to tag and post their icons on your journal.

5. Go to their page and tell them you have tagged them.

6. No tag backs.

7. No stuff in the tagging section about "You're tagged if you're reading this". You legitimately have to tag 10 people.

five things about me:
- Wilhelm the enforcer is my bae
- I love to cosplay
and I have about a million designs to work on 
- I'm pretty short (5'5 exactly only 2 inches taller then Salvador cries) 
- Music is my life 
- I'm a sports medicine student 

1. do you like anime?
     - Kinda 
2. if you could be anyone in the world who would you be?
    - I would be Handsome Jack obviously duh.......  Just kidding I'd be Lilith the fire hawk because she's the galaxies strongest siren and she's a complete badass! 
3. what do you think of me? (you can be honest I'm curious to know)
     -You're like a sister to me duh 
4. whats your favorite video game?
    - Girl don't ask me that..... Ugh fine I love Borderlands 2 and Alice: Madness Returns. If you're curious about what others I do happen to consider favorites ask me in the comment box below :DD
5. have you ever gone on hiatus?
    - Yes I have I just got back from one? So yes I have

So these are your questions:
1. What video game is your favorite?
2. What time is it where you are?
3. What singers/artist do you like to listen to? 
4.Five Nights at Freddy's 2? 
5.What do you like to do in your free time?

I tag (fun fact I love these people to bits because they're cool so check them out and give them some love):
:iconfallennekochild: 
:iconsoulhiphopqueen: 
:iconkakashisgirlfighter: 
:icondamarblez: 
:iconleo-moemegane:
*you don't have to do it so* 
  • Mood: Tired
  • Listening to: Stevie Nicks - Edge of Seventeen
  • Playing: Borderlands 2
Woah son I was looking through my crap and I found an old journal of mine that I wrote in 2013 so I'm updating that shit so I don't look like a freaky weeb. That journal is right here --->  100 random facts(I swear I'm still alive. I've just been busy.... SO here have 100 random facts about me) 
1. What's your middle name? Mag 
2. What are you listening to right now? The Devil's carnival and Repo the gentic opera soundtracks 
3. What was the last thing you ate? Bread
4. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? a friend of mine 
5. Do you drink?... Ugh no. 
6. Do you smoke? Nah. 
7. What is the first thing you noticed in someone? Their eyes 
8. What is your hair color? Dark brown 
9. What is your eye color? Dark brown
10. Do you wear contacts/glasses? Glasses
11. Dogs or cats?  Cats because Pounce is awesome (Nepeta's lusus) 
12. What's your favorite animal? Spidermom, Pyralspite(dragon), Komodo Dragon, Bat, and rabbit 
13. What's your favorite television show? Hannibal, The Walking Dead, Supernatural, Doctor Who 
14. What's your favorite movie? (I can't pick one so here have one) Batman: Under the Red Hood (Jason ;-;

So let's get started!

1. What's your middle name? Mag 

2. What are you listening to right now? Blank Space by Taylor Swift

3. What was the last thing you ate? Spaghetti yo

4. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? One of my friends

5. Do you drink? lmao no

6. Do you smoke? no

7. What is the first thing you noticed in someone? Probs their voice and then their face

8. What is your hair color? Dark brown 

9. What is your eye color? Dark brown

10. Do you wear contacts/glasses? Son, I wear both

11. Dogs or cats?  Why not both? Fight me I love both

12. What's your favorite animal? Cuttlefish!

13. What's your favorite television show? American Horror Story

14. What's your favorite movie? From Dusk Til Dawn (That Quentin Tarantino and George Clooney team though)

15. What's your favorite band/singer?Studio Killers

16. How old are you? Why do you have to know?

17. Do you have a crush on anyone? Nah

18. What's your sexual orientation? Asexual (what up represent)

19. What's your favorite color? Purple (don't look at me like that Johnny Gat)

20. What was your most embarrassing moment? I was super excited to tell my brother and his girlfriend something and then I kept stuttering and I said the wrong thing and hen they started teasing me so I blushed and didn't finish (this happens multiple times not just once)

21. Do you ever wish you were someone else? Duh I wish I was Handsome Jack (pls know that I'm joking)

22. What were you like when you were a kid? Probably more annoying

23. What would your dream house be like? Somewhere nice i don't know

24. What last made you laugh? My buddy made a snail out of a tongue depressor covered in sports tape and he drew a little "c:" on the front and used a small strip of tape so that he could tape the roll of sports tape on its back. It was pretty cute but he kept flashing it at people and when our teacher asked for the tape back he handed it back like that.

25. What is your favorite word? Swell (idk it's just such a nice ass word)

26. What is your least favorite word? Succulent

27. What turns you on? hoe don't do it

28. What turns you off? oh my god

29. What is your star sign? Leo 

30. What are your favorite books? I like to read a lot so I have a lot but I guess Battle Royale is up there.

31. Do you have any siblings?  I have a half-sister but I don't talk to her much.

32. Do you like to dance? Yes I do

33. What is your definition of cheating? Misleading

34. Have you ever cheated on someone? No but like I cheated on a test when I was in like 3rd grade but that probably doesn't count

35. Do you regret anything? I do regret not buying a bottle of hair dye yesterday

36. Do you have any phobias? Probably but you don't need to know

37. Ever broken any bones? Nah son. I have twisted my arm though

38. Ever come close to death? Yeah son

39. What is your religion, if any? I'm a catholic.

40. Have you ever been to a psychiatrist/therapist? We're skipping this one cause I said so.

41. Are looks important in a relationship? Looks are nice I guess, but they shouldn't be what leads a relationship

42. Are you more like your mom or your dad? I'm like my mama

43. What is your favorite season? Winter 

44. Do you have any tattoos? Pffft no

45. Do you have any piercings? Do my earrings count? Because my mom had to pierce the flesh of my ear so I could start wearing earings.

46. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? Lmao none

47. Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character? Yeah (like have you seen Sabal from Far Cry 4 or Arvo from The Walking Dead Game)

48. Who is your celebrity crush? Sebastian Stan is all I have to say

49. Are you a virgin? refer to the asexual question yeah.

50. Do you get jealous easily? Nah son

51. What is your favorite type of food? I love Americans version of Mexican food (like carne asada fries for example)

52. Do you ever want to get married? Maybe, but who knows. It's not really my top priority in life so i don't know.

53. Who was your first kiss with? tbh no one

54. Have you ever been cheated on? let's refer to that question about ever having a boyfriend.

55. What is your idea of the perfect date? Watching a horror movie sounds perfect for a date.

56. Are you an introvert or an extrovert? Maybe both

57. Do you believe in aliens or life on other planets? I'm not saying its aliens but aliens

58. What talent do you wish you'd been born with? Being able to sow would be cool

59. What is your saddest memory? That one time when I realized I had to shoot Sabal and I didn't and he was like "Gone, Brother, gone." and then he was enver seen again (not my actual saddest memory since I'd rather keep it to myself but it made sad like a 2/10)

60. Do you believe in love at first sight? Not really, but it's a nice optimistic thought

61. Do you believe in soul mates? same as the above answer

62. Have you ever dyed your hair? Like with actual hair dye? No I have not

63. Has someone ever spread a nasty rumor about you? Someone once made a rumor that I was a satanist

64. Would you go against your moral code for money? I don't even know, man like if we're not talking about like selling my friend to pirates than I guess it can't hurt anyone.

65. What are three things most people don't know about you? I'm blind out of my left eye, I am not a bitch, and I can be very hateful

66. Who are you jealous of? I don't even know. I'm probably jealous of Amita because she's a badass in war that still looks gorgeous as hell

67. Do you sleep with a stuffed toy? Sometimes

68. How long was your longest relationship? My longest friendship lasted like 2 months

69. Is the glass half empty or half full? It's both half empty and half full

70. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you? Idk man. Being a nice person sounds p sexy to me.

71. Who is your most loyal friend? My most loyal friend would have to be my gunzerking princess friend she is the best (and she is an actual sweetheart she's like my sister)

72. Are you in a relationship? Nah man 

73. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her? son i'm not in a relationship

74. Are you a bad person? I have my moments

75. Are you a lover or a fighter? I'm a fighter

76. What did you do on your last birthday? The night prior I had found out what Five Nights At Freddy's was so i was playing like at 1 a.m and then my parents woke me up at 8 so we could get breakfast. Oh and my dad also let me pick out a new video game which was pretty nice (I still wish I had bought Far Cry 3 or Saints Row 4 instead of DmC but I still love it.) My favorite part about it was that everyone forgot it was my birthday except my parents

77. What is your favorite quote and why? "'Love is weakness' is a cliche. I don't believe there's some inherent fault in those in love and I don't sneer at families or friends, whom love makes stronger.I will say love is an intoxicant. Some people can take it - they're emboldened by it. I have nothing but respect for them. But there are those who drink it in like alcohol and end up messy and sobbing on the floor, useless.” - Yuma Lau, Far Cry 4. I like this quote because it makes sense to me. Relationships and love like that is kind of overrated to me. I don't mind if someone has a boyfriend/ girlfriend or not I just don't see why their is such a huge demand for having one, like i don't really see what the big deal is. Maybe it's nice to have someone that loves you and kisses you and makes you feel like the best person in the world, but I just don't really care much for having a boyfriend (Yes I am aware that Yuma is talking about all kinds of love but I apply this to the romantic love)

78. If your best friend died, what would you do? Girl no.... In all seriousness though shit would go down. I would cry and probably be too hung up about losing someone so important to me. I'd force myself to move on, but she'd always be in my heart and everything I'd do would be in her memory.

79. If you had to go back in time and change one thing, what would it be? I would beat the shit out of myself and tell myself "Don't watch Attack on Titan"

80. If you only had 24 hours to live, what would you do? I wouldn't know 

81. What is the strangest dream you've ever had? I was in a Saints Row-esque escort mission type thing and I had to watch over Arvo and make sure he didn't get hurt or killed.

82. Are you happier single or in a relationship? I don't care. I like being single better though because that means I don't have anyone judging me for not dressing for success

83. Who were you in a past life? I was a young girl that lived in Mexico

84. What is your happiest childhood memory?

85. Have you ever experienced unrequited love? Probably not

86. Have you ever had an imaginary friend? A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away i did

87. If you were the president, what would you do?

88. What is your ideal career? Athletic Trainer pls

89. What is your political affiliation? Definitely not a republican

90. Are you conservative or liberal? Maybe conservative? Idk.

91. Is the male or female body closest to perfection? The human body itself is perfect

92. Do you like kissing in public? I myself am slightly bothered by others kissing in public (like only if you're literally eating your significant other in front of me will I have a problem)

93. If you could change one thing in the world, what would you change? The people and I would smash the patriarchy

94. Where would you like to live? Back home near my cousins and aunts and uncles ( but especially my grandparents)

95. Where would you go on your dream vacation? I'd like to go somewhere in Europe.

96. Describe yourself in one word. Sarcastic

97. Describe yourself in one sentence. I'm a girl that wants blood, guts and chocolate cake.

98. Where do you see yourself in five years? Preparing myself to become an athletic trainer.

99. What is your greatest accomplishment? I became a meme loving fuck

100. What is the meaning of life? You make your own meaning.

I probably have changed in two years, I'd like to say I changed for the better.
  • Mood: It's Hot
  • Listening to: Riptide- Taylor Swift Cover
  • Playing: Prototype 2

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